Have you guys heard of the new indie rock song
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
idk man when i did that this backfired on me, my brother AND my dad
we all have to shave our legs and armpits now bc personal hygiene
The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
idk man when i did that this backfired on me, my brother AND my dad
we all have to shave our legs and armpits now bc personal hygiene
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
a fly just flew into one of my laptops ports and hasnt come out yet
Did you try de-bugging?
shut the hell your mouth
do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
no
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
