*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
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ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t have cinnamon toast crunch that day I might/will start snifflin
Reasons why I don’t like starting conversations first.
- I feel annoying.
- I feel like you might not want to talk.
- I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
- It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
- If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
I have never had anything be more accurate than this
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday
lmao
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS
WE HAVE A UNIFORM