Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
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The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
idk man when i did that this backfired on me, my brother AND my dad
we all have to shave our legs and armpits now bc personal hygiene
Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
idk man when i did that this backfired on me, my brother AND my dad
we all have to shave our legs and armpits now bc personal hygiene
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)