Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen
Why pineapple?
oh
oh hun
if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”
No no no. This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off. You have to pick a one syllable word. Like bears.
