Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”
Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”
The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
#yes #i like that i have been consistent in my attitude from like pre-conception
Man or dolphin
His dolphin noise gives me life
Okay but he shoots out of the dam
Stop blaming yourself for other peoples shitty doings to you.
They fucked up. Not you.
