i want all my tax dollars to go towards paying the production team of bob’s burgers to work around the clock. produce 100 more seasons of this show. reroute the entire united states’ defense budget towards more bob’s burgers episodes.
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Anonymous asked:
fuckingr3ckless answered:
I’m not pretty for a fat girl
I’m

pretty

and

I’m

fat


I am not pretty DESPITE being fat, I can be both at the same time. So get out of my ask with that bullshit.
If this gets 100K I’ll freak the fuck out
Boom!
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
- Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
- grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
- different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
- some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
- Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
- sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
- Some churches offer short term residence
- Find your nearest homeless shelter
- Look for places that are open to the public
- A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
- A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
- Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
- Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
- Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
- Local beaches, go for a quick swim
- Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
- Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
- Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
- first aid kit
- sunscreen
- a travel alarm clock or watch
- mylar emergency blanket
- a backpack is a must
- downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
- sleeping bag
- travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
- swiss army knife
- can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
Anonymous asked:
fuckingr3ckless answered:
I’m not pretty for a fat girl
I’m

pretty

and

I’m

fat


I am not pretty DESPITE being fat, I can be both at the same time. So get out of my ask with that bullshit.
If this gets 100K I’ll freak the fuck out
Boom!
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
what’s worse: accepting your daughter’s gender identity or burying her because you couldn’t?
Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
