jokes that will never be funny
jokes that will always be funny
ending long sentences with by fall out boy
Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”
Also:
And
• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.
incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)
ending long winded thoughts with “anyway here’s wonderwall”
what if there was a dog library where you could borrow dogs
hi! while this would be cool, there is something else that exists! you can go to your local shelter and sign up to foster a dog. they will give you all the necessary supplies, food, toys, etc. while you foster they promote the pup to find it a forever home! SO if you really wanna “borrow” a dog, considering fostering :)
Helps save dogs’ lives because it keeps more room open in shelters
what if there was a dog library where you could borrow dogs
hi! while this would be cool, there is something else that exists! you can go to your local shelter and sign up to foster a dog. they will give you all the necessary supplies, food, toys, etc. while you foster they promote the pup to find it a forever home! SO if you really wanna “borrow” a dog, considering fostering :)
Helps save dogs’ lives because it keeps more room open in shelters
what if there was a dog library where you could borrow dogs
hi! while this would be cool, there is something else that exists! you can go to your local shelter and sign up to foster a dog. they will give you all the necessary supplies, food, toys, etc. while you foster they promote the pup to find it a forever home! SO if you really wanna “borrow” a dog, considering fostering :)
Helps save dogs’ lives because it keeps more room open in shelters
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
